June 2012
2 tags
Even when Messi loses, he wins.
4 tags
I swear you’ll never see anything like this ever again!
– Martin Tyler
I’m just ready for dubstep to die.
I can’t believe these guys still use the term “Next-Generation”.
It’s been, what 7 years? I don’t think that it’s “Next” anymore.
1 tag
byertfyord replied to your post: I’m laughing at you console gamers so hard right…
PC MASTER RACE
I play FIFA and tumbl from the same machine. If that isn’t superiority, I don’t know what is.
2 tags
I’m laughing at you console gamers so hard right now.
5 tags
(sigh)
Oidhche mhath.
3 tags
shiineeon:
kylesbogusjourney replied to your post: I wish I had a smile like you guys… But in a girl…
at least you don’t have the dreaded overbite and fangs combo
I have a gap in my teeth.
My smile is crooked.
2 tags
shiineeon replied to your post: Ew stop posting pictures of me.
But we like your face.
1 tag
Ew stop posting pictures of me.
1 tag
bigtimetimmyjim55 replied to your photo: Since Bree wanted it sooooooo badly.
You have a wonderful smile as well, dear.
hkdlhsfalkjhgdjkdshkj
3 tags
1 tag
kylesbogusjourney:
alanmckinnon:
I tried to take a picture of me smiling and it was just such a futile venture.
You too huh? I was even gonna caption it as, “Am I pretty like Josh yet?”
SAME.
1 tag
I tried to take a picture of me smiling and it was just such a futile venture.
2 tags
icantfeelmyarms:
alanmckinnon:
Dammit, Josh, how is anyone supposed to compete with that?
You should know, I think. Weren’t you one of the followers who could “get it”?
Would that I truly was at your level of handsomeness.
1 tag
Dammit, Josh, how is anyone supposed to compete with that?
1 tag
alexalberti replied to your post: I don’t know. As a music major, I’ve just known certain looks and personalities of industry majors. I can definitely see you behind a soundboard.
You’d just have to get into the studio by way of an instrument.
Pshaw. I ain’t at all interested in App’s music department. I tried that first and I hated everyone there (the faculty, that is).
2 tags
alexalberti asked: I don't know. As a music major, I've just known certain looks and personalities of industry majors. I can definitely see you behind a soundboard.
2 tags
alexalberti asked: I can definitely see you in the Industry studio.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Yup, being sarcastic and a smart-ass, two things I'm great at. Know of any jobs that desire those two traits? :D
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: ... Nah, I just googled famous Mozart pieces so I could be a smart-ass.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Eine kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart, now THAT'S a classic. >.>
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Ok, I just listened to it. It gave me flashbacks of 9th grade, happy?
Anonymously ask me, "Would you..."
agracelamb:
Y’all, it’s a slow night and I could use distraction.
Or anything else you want to ask.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: And besides, I haven't listened to that song in... four years...
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Nope. Sorry. Only one reference a day, thank you.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: :O Great. Now that kid is going to have daddy issues. Like being half a tree wasn't bad enough.
2 tags
Anonymous asked: Fuck me.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Only half of a tree, remember? Unless you're going to be claiming it's not yours. Not cool, dude.
1 tag
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: In his bed, duh. Jeeze, where else? The trashcan? Man, your parenting skills... not the best...
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Just always have a bucket of water ready. Simple. Or, even better, don't make fires around your highly flammable child.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: See? :D Who wouldn't want a talking tree as a child? Think of all the things you could do together? You could ride him (when he's big enough, of course, you don't want to snap him in half) - you could destroy a dam together! How fun!
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Ahahah alright, so no more excuses! There are a lot of trees that look like they have vaginas so go out a pick one and settle down, maybe have a few kids, see where it goes.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Ahahaha they make condoms made of steel. So, just buy one of those and go find yourself a lovely tree, take it out on a date, maybe back to your place and good luck!
1 tag
theselfproclaimedultimatenerd:
Half of being attractive is feeling attractive.
And that has less to do with physical qualities than you think.
2 tags
imdonatingmybodytosciencefiction asked: Ahahahaha google 'steel condom'. XD
4 tags